Ortega Women’s Caramel Leather Inlay Western Cowboy Boots Boho Festival Size 5.5

OH, YAWN Showstopping vintage USA-made Olathe cowboy western boots with inlays, raised decorative piping, and more than their fair share of boho mojo.  Burgundy lizard vamps topped with black leather uppers and forest green and burgundy inlays. Made in the USA with boot addicts like you in mind.   Dance-all-night so feel-good it may ruin you for any other boots.  Immaculate inside. Lizard skin in good condition – no lift or damage.   Double row wood pegged leather soles in terrific condition Rock n roll bohemian cowboy western  boots fit for a drama queen – or a rodeo queen. Wild and wicked. Show stoppers and attention getters. And that’s just the boots.  Now imagine you in those boots.  Strangers may offer to buy you a drink, or a small country.  Oh, yawn, you’ll think.  Another small country? Where will I put them all   Boots that let you live the life you were meant to lead. Or at least make you feel like you could – if you could be bothered.

LUCCHESE FEVER.  NO KNOWN CURE. Lucchese wicked black cowboy western boots with raised vines and chevon boot pulls. Handmade in the USA and guaranteed to have you jonesing for them, until you pull the trigger and buy them.  One big shout out to boot addiction at its finest. Not many miles on these beauties.  Beautifully broken-in and ready to rock.  Leather so supple that it’s a treat to wear.   Immaculate inside.  A few wrinkles and creases. Hand stitched, double row pegged leather soles.   Lucchese has the enviable – and well deserved – rep of being the one of the finest bootmakers on the planet, according to Lucchese fans and addicts – rock stars, ranchers, rebels and all the rest of us. Good company to be keeping.  Wear them once, and you’ll see why.

OLDER THAN SIN AND TWICE AS MUCH FUN Vintage USA-handcrafted Laramie caramel leather cowboy western boots with snake inlays on the vamps, six-row Tree Of Life multicolor stitching, and more than their fair share of boho mojo.  Gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous.  Dance-all-night-soft leather.  Insides are immaculate. Pegged leather soles and nailed rubber heel caps.   If you’re a woman of a certain age, its nice to have something around the house, besides the mortgage and your husband, that will always be older than you.  Like these iconic vintage boots. Agatha Christie advised every woman to marry an archaeologist, as they’re the only men who think you’re more interesting the older you get.  We say every woman should own a pair of vintage boots that get more interesting with age.  Your husband will be pleased to have something besides the Ming vases to share the duty.  And you’ll be delighted with these boots’ one of a kind look and years of history.

GIVE YOUR KIDS SOMETHING TO FIGHT OVER WHEN YOU’RE GONE Stetson 17″ tall cowboy riding boots with multicolored blanket shafts and overlaid collars and back seam.  Gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous.  Distressed look is intentional.   Dance-all-night soft and supple leather that may ruin you for any other boots.  Immaculate inside and out.  Stitched leather Stetson soles and nailed rubber heel caps When your daughter’s daughter unearths these boots from the hall closet in some far-off fall, what will she remember? A wealth of autumns spent in the pursuit of a life well lived. Bonfires and burning leaves. Baking bread and putting up preserves from summer gardens. And walks in the woods with you. The sort of boots that get handed down from a woman to her daughter, and so on for generations. With boots like these, anything else would be a sin.  

VAGABOND QUEEN OF THE OPEN ROAD BOOTS Justin distressed brown leather scalloped top short cowboy western boots with six row brown, golden yellow and white fancy stitching. Handcrafted in the USA back in the day. Leather so soft it may ruin you for any other boots.  Immaculate inside.  A few dark marks that should buff out with a little elbow grease. Stitched leather soles.    Wanderer. Vagabond. Queen of the open road. Gypsy grrl. Whether you collect adventures, eccentrics or stories, you must not spend another day without these boots If these boots don’t put the swagger and strut back in your walk, and restore your mojo – well, nothing will.  Dangerously splendid, with a pair of leggings or skinny jeans.   If you want to be equally dangerous and splendid, best buy these boots now.  After all, fabulous doesn’t last forever.

IF THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA, HE’D WEAR THESE BOOTS “​​​​​​​The devil went down to Georgia/He was lookin’ for a soul to steal/He was in a bind/’Cause he was way behind/And he was willin’ to make a deal” – Charlie Daniels Band​​​​​​​ ​​ ​​Bodacious vintage USA-made Tony Lama dark brown leather cowboy western boots with lighter brown wingtips and heel overlays outlined in white saddle stitching. Wood pegged hand stitched leather soles and nailed Tony Lama El Paso rubber heel caps.  Great condition. Die-with-your-boots-on-soft leather. Immaculate inside. Hand stitched, pegged leather soles in super condition   Pretty damn rock n roll. Some of the coolest boots we’ve seen in years. Perfect for a my way or the highway kind of guy.   Rock on

FOOL FOR RED?  WE GOT THIS Ooh yum – these are some crazy pretty boots.  Very little wear. Immaculate inside.  Stitched leather soles and nailed Neolite rubber caps. Certain kinds of women can – and should – wear boots like these.  Always. Women with plenty of mojo, a laugh that doesn’t care how big it is, and several advanced degrees in flirting.  Women that turn heads and make an entrance – whether they’re sixteen or ninety.  Surely there must be room for just one more pair of boots in your closet.

DANCE, DANCE, DANCE Vintage 1983 US-made Dan Post gray lizard cowboy western boots with overlaid lizard on the pulls and beautiful curlicue stitching on the shafts.  Dan Post did some of their best work in the 80s, and it shows. Gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous.  Dance-all-night soft and supple leather that may ruin you for any other boots.  No lift or problems with the skins. Hand stitched, pegged leather soles and nailed original Dan Post rubber heel caps.   Go ahead – laugh so loud people turn to look.  Wear what makes you happy, no matter what your kids say.  And dance, dance, dance. With boots like these, you’ll be the happiest dancing fool in town.  Dancing in the streets.  On the table. And everywhere else your feet can think of.   Indispensable for dancing fools everywhere

BIGGER THAN LIFE Vintage Texas terracotta brown leather western cowboy boots with a killer patina, tan/bone leather inlaid steer heads front and back, and more than their fair share of wild West mojo.  Boots so good lookin, you may just wolf-whistle at ’em yourself. Killer patina. Hand stitched, pegged leather soles with nailed rubber heel caps.   Remember the Marlboro Man commercials? The ones with the rugged, sexy, handsome devil that sauntered onto the small screen and brought women to their knees across the country. Many of us have never gotten up. With boots like these, you’ll swagger through life as if you’re the stand-in for the Marlboro Man, We can’t guarantee that you’ll be as sexy, handsome or irresistible to women everywhere as the Marlboro Man, if you buy these. Nor can we guarantee that you’ll suddenly be able to live a technicolor life. But it couldn’t hurt.

SOMETIMES IT’S GOOD TO BE BAD Frye lush marbled brown leather 17″ tall biker motorcycle boots with silver Frye name plates and ankle straps that crisscross at the back of the heel. Killer patina.  Leather so soft they may ruin you for any other boots. Lined in equally feel good soft cream leather.   A couple scuffs and dark marks – just adds character.  Immaculate inside. Stitched leather soles.   The classic motorcycle boot – reinvented.  These bad grrl rock n rollers are a gotta-have for edgy fashionistas who don’t mind the limelight. Buy the boots and do a little re-inventing yourself. They may inspire you to get a Harley, a leather jacket, maybe even a boyfriend with some nice scruffy stubble and a swagger. Rock on, bad grrl.

ARIAT FEVER. NO KNOWN CURE. Ariat Heritage dark brown distressed leather boots with wide square toes and more than their fair share of wild West mojo. Retails for $190, making this a heck of a steal. Very little wear. Die-with-your-boots-on-soft leather. Stitched square toe soles   If a cowboy is known by his boots, as the saying goes, these brown leather Ariats will give you instant street cred – on or off the ranch.   The boys at Ariat really know what they’re doing when it comes to foot-happy, cowboy cool boots that work – and play – as hard as you do. If you haven’t had the pleasure of owning a pair of Ariats, we urge you to buy these now.  Once you’ve worn a pair of Ariats, you may never go back.

TALLY HO AND CARRY ON.  HERE’S TO THE HORSE Boholicious Justin knee high caramel brown leather asymmetrical riding boots with quilted stitching on backs, full length zippers and more than their fair share of boho mojo.  21″ tall at front and 17″ tall at the back.  A standout in any crowd, equestrian or not. Gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous.  Leather so soft they may ruin you for any other boots.  Immaculate inside and out. Soles in great condition   Fabulously equestrian.  Very East Coast, upper crust, Saturdays at the barn. If the closest you’ll ever get to a horse is the Ralph Lauren outlet, your secret is safe with us.  We’ll never tell.